Here's where things really get a little out of hand.
McDonald's (MCD), struggling to change the perception that its food is bad, is rumored to be experimenting with kale.
Yes, kale. The leafy green vegetable that fast food lovers mock as a symbol of foodie elitism.
McDonald's has confirmed that kale can be found in its Asian Salads and other menu items sold in certain markets. But the company has been mum about any plans to expand its kale offerings.