Perhaps you've heard of Darth Maul's brother, "Dennis." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Not a lot of people were enamored of young Anakin Skywalker, but "Little Girl" seems a bit harsh. wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Chancellor Valorum, perhaps a "Guardians of the Galaxy" fan, is "Glorious Star Lord." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Obi-Wan Kenobi's mentor Qui-Gon Jinn becomes "Fly-Gone-Gin." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock The villainous human trafficker/junk dealer Watto is now the less-threatening "What." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi is renamed the more descriptive "Conehead." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock If Obi-Wan Kenobi were to become a surfer bro, maybe he'd go by "Toby-One." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Gungan leader Boss Nass also gets a more evocative name: "Upright Slug." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Some things require no translation. Gungan sidekick (and possible Sith Lord) Jar Jar Binks is ... "Jar Jar Binks." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock Prev Next